Monday, January 31, 2005

Trying to get Swank, and Wilsoning it

Hilary Swank got so buff in friggin' three months for that boxer movie, but I go to the gym all the time and I ain't about shit. Of course I refuse to eat egg whites, I mean that's just nasty.

Yesterday I pulled a Brian Wilson and stayed in bed almost all day. Got up went to the gym and worked out hard, came home showered and went to bed. Watched bad movies on cable, and read the newspapers all from the bed. It was cold and rainy so it seemed like the best thing to do.

I think I'm bitter about Urban outfitters cause we never had the luxury. In my day we had to go to Goodwill and dig for hours in search of the perfect ironic retro t-shirt only to find that it had pit stains or was two sizes too small. Now thanks to corporate America, you can get standard issue slacker chic and reasonable prices.

Did I mention how far I walked to school in the snow?


Music-winter chill
Netflix-Murder on a Sunday morning

4 Comments:

Blogger john clarke said...

Don't sweat the Swank. Remember, she had nothing better to do all day long but work out like a maniac to prepare for a movie role. The rest of us have to put in a 40-hour work week. We fit in exercise in between the periods when we're not trying to earn enough money to eat and pay our mortgages.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

I remember when Hilary Swank was on 90210 as Steve's girlfriend and a single mom just doing the best she could.

John needs to blog.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Robert_M said...

JOhn woul dbe a good blogger. I wonder if he get tiredhead from writing all the time.

3:54 PM  
Blogger john clarke said...

John has determined that his way in this world is through the Minter and Tara blogs. Remember, I've made a career of writing about what other people say.

11:33 AM  

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